By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 260
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Same thing different taste

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Lol man, I feel ya. Old people say "kids these days" but they don't appreciate our technological savvy-ness!

Old people and modern technology never mix

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Garytt 0
i_am_that_one 0

That's how my dad is. Except he doesn't smack the shit outta me...

Honey, that's called abuse. You shouldn't have to put up with it no matter what state your grandma is in, and your mom shouldn't make you put up with it. It is NEVER okay to hit, threaten or verbally intimidate someone, especially a family member. I hope you will realize this and that it needs to stop. Tell your grandma AND your mother to stop this kind of behavior.

wriptidez 0

she was in the wrong... treat her like a child and say if ur not going to behave we wont learn this today lol

muchagente 5

why do you teach her if she doesn't want it?

In my day we had no computers. We would set up tv sets to form a bigger picture. There were no e-mails, we encyrpted ourselves in torn scriptures. Youtubes? The 12 o'clock show with the local nanny was all we needed. Bit-torrent police? Our blocks were always heated. I etched mathematical equations on her back while she stretched open the welcome mat. There were pens and rulers, not graphical tutors. We drew on walls to get the message across but the local post felt the need to withdraw. We used the dictionary to search engines, not some computer slang and colloquial expressions. It fit needs to not make sense, but that's what happens you download the Sixth Sense. You walk along a crowded corridor, weaving, dodging, like an invisible matador. You flag down the culprits but they rise up like broken china dolls. There's no escape from aporia as it lodges itself deep into your thoughts as you write out the upcoming plot. We lived on entelechy and gumption itself. Back to the TVs, they didn't really work; we ended up with bats and mostly hit the dirt. No other way to get a clearer picture, but get some head from the neighborhood stripper. There's not more to fit and explain, although she really had to bend to our ways, but back in my day we had bigger brains.

mistersheezy 7

Your gran kicks ass....Yours!!!!

Thank god my gran understands the interwebs.