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By poohanne - 12/01/2013 06:36 - United States - Ville Platte

Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML

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By so scared - 08/02/2014 17:13 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

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By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2014 17:57 - United States - Springfield

Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML

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By Poordaughter5 - 06/07/2016 17:21 - Germany

Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By ktiskool - 01/08/2013 04:03 - United States - Imperial

Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

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Spooked

By awkwardpartybear - 04/01/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

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By Noname - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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Worth it

By Anonymous - 19/02/2021 22:58

Today, my mom thought it would be funny to wake me up with a monster mask on, holding a knife, and screaming, "I'm going to kill you!" My first response was to punch her in the face then kick her. Guess who's grounded for a month. FML

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Saturday 12 January 2013 16:14

2-in-1! Fun for children AND adults!

lysx84 24

Saturday 12 January 2013 16:18

So next time you find it - hide it from her. Simple.

Comments

titibug823 11

Saturday 12 January 2013 17:22

I think its time to turn the game back around on Mom.

Seany_93 17

Saturday 12 January 2013 17:29

Do the same to her somehow, try and find her "toys" and hide them around the house if ya know whata mean, she wont get scared but your dad will get a good supprise haha

buckdharma 37

Saturday 12 January 2013 17:51

Wow Op, your Mom is quite the Joker. But seriously, the next time Batman is in your face, don't bat an eye. Bat it away, with a bat if you have to.

CelticGuy 5

Saturday 12 January 2013 18:19

Does it say "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN" after you scream?

lowshadows 21

Saturday 12 January 2013 18:39

how do I creep you out?

PenguinBitch 43

Saturday 12 January 2013 18:53

I could imagine you hiding from it and when lighting strikes the batman's behind you.

spikekutter 9

Saturday 12 January 2013 19:00

was it scarecrow?

CheeseHater 23

Saturday 12 January 2013 19:00

I find it weird how you could scream several times for one single thing, but sure. What I would've done is to take the toy and whack it over her head to teach her a lesson.