By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 02:20 - United States

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Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
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jcrook 0

You were probably only doing it because you knew it was a taboo. It's kind of sad that a pre-school child would already have that impression. I literally blame society.

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South_Park_Shay 0

she's not a *****, stop being so judgemental. at 4, she wouldn't know what it was, nor did the boys. if her mom knew, she should have stopped it! OP didn't know any better. it's the mom/teachers fault.

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Wm2oo9 0

#6. Please don't bring up Freud.. I get enough of his shit in Psychology..

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Jujube93 0

agreed. But then again my Psychology teacher thinks Freud's a wack

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10_4Franky 0

Intro. to Psychology right now. We have yet to get to him. He does get things wrong I think.

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KiresKitten 0

My psych teacher calls him "Mr. Cocaine" and proceeds to grumble about having to teach about him and disproves his theories every chance he gets.

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Br0wnPr1d3 0

oh god I hope your a girl haha

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poisonfrog7 2

it says anonymous(woman) so clearly the OP is a boy. *sighs* freakin' idiot

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Epic_failist 0

you...are..........awesome

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ant21089 0

wow i just laughed so hard

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childofadelphia 0

hahaha that is priceless.

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Kuuga_Rider 0

As sick as this sounds, That kind of behavior is quite natural in young children. It's called playing Doctor. as long as she said you didn't touch yourself or suck on it.

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SadButSoTrue 0

Well, at least you had a job when you were young. Those little kids felt so awesome, I bet. Heh, heh.. FYL.

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