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By Brianna Weltmire - 08/04/2012 05:13 - United States - Denver

Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

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By CrescentSelene - 23/12/2019 20:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 08:23 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

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By nybaby - 29/11/2010 21:17 - United States

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

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By msarosi - 28/04/2013 10:28 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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By SadFace - 21/02/2013 13:04 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML

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By imblue42 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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Sunday 8 April 2012 11:58

Oh god... Ask your mom to remove the picture!

Miguemex95 4

Sunday 8 April 2012 12:03

Mom is everyone's biggest fear on Facebook, you just never know when she's going to embarrass you.

Comments

heyred 11

Sunday 8 April 2012 15:25

I will never understand parents (or anyone for that matter who supposedly love you) getting off on such public humiliation.

perdix 29

Sunday 8 April 2012 15:26

She's hoping that by the time the County Fair rolls around, you'd grow a grapefruit-sized prize winner. And then you could also have a shot at the Sebum-Squirting Contest. County fairs are such fun for the Defectives.

Mandybruin 15

Sunday 8 April 2012 19:37

Ah, thanks for the visual.

swagisforchumps 9

Tuesday 28 August 2012 17:09

Sounds like fun

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 8 April 2012 15:30

Just like having sex with a fat chick on a elevator.

OffToTheGayBar 9

Sunday 8 April 2012 15:47

Hey, it's not the end of the world. At least you have a mom who cares, wish I did. :|

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 8 April 2012 19:21

Well I'd say this is true but it's not really caring of his/her mother to tag her in a photo of her zit... that's more CARELESS than anything else... Unless you're telling me that the mother didn't realize that would embarass the hell out of her child...