Yeah, no kidding. That's exactly what I was thinking.

Well she does have an accent, just a Missourian one (however they talk).

^lol

Now, kids, this poster may seem like an intelligent, humorous individual, but upon closer inspection this is not the case. It was in fact OP's mom who thought it would make her sound smart, and not the OP themselves, resulting in an unnecessary YDI vote. Good effort, though. :)

Are you implying all British people are idiots?

Maybe Liverpudlian or something, that would've definately made them sound smart.

I'm surprised no one pointed this out earlier. Glad I scrolled down more before posting. But I think a cockney accent will help. If not, maybe a rich man will take her in and teach her how to speak "properly" =)

Yeah, don't use a scouse accent. Rather difficult for those who aren't scousers to understand. :P FERRRRRY ACROSS THE MERRRSEYY.

@42 i fail to see why the word properly needs to be in quotation marks?

123 - I fail to see how that sentence required a question mark.

It does i just missed out: a comma after see and i forgot to type does between why and the.

only scottish people understand scottish accent, that's why they want to be independent on thursday

LOL everyone will be like "how big is your mansion or are you a butler" and "where in london do you live"

Whenever I go to McDonalds they people there almost never speak English, it is always Spanish.