Today, my mom told me I should playing "Outside." The graphics...

By syki - 30/09/2016 12:08 - United States

Today, my mom told me I should playing "Outside." The graphics are amazing, but the controls don't work no matter how many buttons I push. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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By welp, time to become an assassin - 23/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Rowlett

Today, I was playing a video game that required me to hunt a few animals. My mom walked in, saw what I was doing, then went into her psycho vegan mode and started yelling at me. She basically grounded me for "murdering" pixels on a screen. FML

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Technologically challenged

By Weirdo - 22/11/2020 08:02

Today, once again, my mom chewed me out for, “playing games on the computer all day.” I’m not playing, it’s 3D modeling, and it’s my job. FML

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The struggle is real

By Anonymous - 15/10/2023 08:30

Today, I was lectured by my mom who saw me trying to play on my Switch during a weekday. The thing is, she doesn't even give me any time to play in the week, and then calls me out whenever I try to get a few decent hours on my Meta Quest and Switch during the weekends. Stop dictating me; give me a goddamn break. FML

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Crossed Animal

By NotCool - 19/01/2021 19:57 - United States - Midlothian

Today, just like every other day, my mom has prioritized doing chores and chatting with her neighbors above even talking to me. This would be fine, if it wasn't in Animal Crossing. Apparently, a lifestyle video game is more important than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 13:11 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod, so I was breathing heavily. Later, my parents sat me down for a little "talk". FML

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By sadchick - 09/09/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, my mom found a new favorite game. I recently broke up with my boyfriend of a year and still have not been able to find a job (months after graduating college). Due to this stress I cry easily, her game? Seeing how many times a day she can make me boo-hoo. FML

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Neglected

By Story of my life - 06/11/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I was playing Wii Sports, trying to finally complete the "pick up spares" bowling game. My parents were behind me and said they would support me. After several failed attempts, I realized they had been on their phones the whole time, and were so engrossed that they didn't even look up when I spoke to them. FML

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Anger management

By Sure, Mom - 15/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML

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By lilzoot - 08/02/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

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leah_kascar 8

Friday 30 September 2016 14:52

I played a similar game called "life" it's a hard game and the first 18 years are free but then it's pay to play.

Meettitan 14

Friday 30 September 2016 15:34

Holy shit that game's hard. No saving or loading, and you get one chance at character creation, and it's randomized.

Comments

JohnForge 13

Sunday 2 October 2016 6:51

This game is hardcore reality. One life, hunger, thirst, sleep, the works.

132ikl 11

Monday 3 October 2016 4:37

/r/outside

LordVaper 14

Wednesday 5 October 2016 10:56

You need extension lead, fool

LevelupKid 8

Thursday 6 October 2016 5:00

Its motion controlled

cwatt19720 6

Wednesday 26 October 2016 4:57

Press Ctrl+Alt+Delete and it will increase the resolution.

One_In_Three 24

Saturday 31 December 2016 22:36

How can one live in an area as beautiful as that and not want to actually play outside?

Talented73 54

Friday 20 January 2017 7:07

More kids should have this app!

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