Money: Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that...

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML

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You deserved it 5 148

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 23:36 - United States - Tucson

Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 00:30 - United States - Decatur

Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML

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You deserved it 102

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By Sure, Mom - 15/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML

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You deserved it 100

By Teen With No Money - 03/08/2011 15:49 - United States

Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML

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You deserved it 3 113

Priorities

By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 13:01 - United States - Floral Park

Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML

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You deserved it 129

By really mom - 15/04/2012 17:38 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 429

You deserved it 2 123

By SwingingGallows - 15/07/2016 15:43

Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 715

You deserved it 1 135

Jay Mascis Jazzmaster?

By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 20:01

Today, my mother started nagging me for spending $500 on a guitar, stating that, "We're not in the mood for unnecessary bullcrap." I paid for it with MY money, and she suddenly turned up at MY house because my father kicked her out of their house after finding out that she cheated on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 355

You deserved it 95

Thieves like us

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 04:00

Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 224

You deserved it 120

By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 15:36 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, I found out that the $200 I reluctantly gave to my mother so she could rent a house was paid to a scammer. Now she wants to live with me, in my one bedroom apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 846

You deserved it 1 910

cprompt 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:20

Dude, those quantum pendants are dangerous. I got one and now I randomly phase between the universe and an alternate one.

zoopooz 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 12:05

Your mom is duuuuuuuuuuuuuumb. Kill her.

Comments

acid_burn_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 14:27

@ number 19 and 20, im bullshitting you guys. His mom is ridiculous.

elloelle 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 14:31

no man, that was awesome. duh it was total bullshit! i was just shocked! hahahaha!

secretish 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 14:52

How is this an FML?? It has nothng to do with your life

secretish 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 14:51

How is this an FML??? It doesnt really have anything to do with your life.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 15:19

No way, your mom yelled at you? **** YOUR LIFE

Neenertastic 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 15:19

i think it's an FML to have a crystal-healing new age hippie mom...i would know...i have one, too...it's kind of like the retarded version of having a god-fearing bible thumping mom who thinks the devil is tempting you...

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 9 September 2010 16:34

the retarded version? how is believing in a mighty invisible old guy in the sky (who ****** a human to give birth to himself just so he can kill himself to provide a way to circumwent a rule he himself made) who made a winged warrior that was able to betray him despite his all-knowingness and was later sent down underground to an invisible, quite hot place just to hunt for a non-observable, non-proveable energy thing in your body any less stupid? Just because lots of people believe the latter doesn't make it not retarded

HAHAURLIFESUX 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 15:01

It's a FML because his mom yells at him for spending his money irresponsibly, probably on cds or dvds or whatever then goes out and spends 700 on some BS neck crystal.

secretish 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 15:06

still not an FML

sirfuzzitoes 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 15:31

today, i was reading FML and realized that there are too many morons out there that don't understand the concept of FML. FML. see? isn't that stupid, don't post things that are irrelevant and/or not actually FML stories. lesson over.