Miscellaneous: Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in...

By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 20:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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Classic Mom moment

By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2011 16:16 - Ireland

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

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By KaLa - 08/02/2009 16:30 - Canada

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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Hank Pecker

By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By augh - 10/12/2010 08:24

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

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Cool off

By chumleevil - 08/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, after running a couple of miles, I went upstairs into my air-conditioned room to cool off. Apparently, my mom walked past my room and heard me breathing heavily. Later, she had my dad give me a talk about masturbation. FML

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By TGIkaty - 10/02/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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taterrtots 25

Thursday 23 July 2015 8:15

at least she didn't give you a hard time about it. wink

mattzawesome 28

Thursday 23 July 2015 8:14

I don't think I can even comprehend how embarrassing that would be! Hopefully she believes you...

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 23 July 2015 9:17

No ranting about being gay...I'd take it

TiggyBonkers 32

Thursday 23 July 2015 9:27

Suuuure. Of course. Whatever you say! Just remember we love you too and totally support you and your friends, uh, work out sessions!

MrThump 16

Thursday 23 July 2015 9:42

You work out in your room with your friend and tell each other your hard? Was you door shut for your mum to get the wrong idea? No wonder your mum thinks your ball slapping each other's butts.

Alicimo 11

Thursday 23 July 2015 9:46

Well at least you know your mom is open minded and accepting of your life choices! :)

TheJasonLi 13

Thursday 23 July 2015 10:02

FYL, a quick explanation should clear things up though. Next time, try going to a gym if possible.

RealSuperSand 21

Thursday 23 July 2015 10:06

HA! Gaaaaaaains!

1dvos_grl3 21

Thursday 23 July 2015 10:31

Sure sounds like it..

DedeleMan 21

Thursday 23 July 2015 10:33

This took a turn

seriouslygrowup 11

Thursday 23 July 2015 10:51

ive never heard anyone at the gym talk about how hard they are while/after a workout, and I roll with body builders...

Kielnmsoftly 26

Thursday 23 July 2015 11:23

Don't worry bro I've been through that so many ones. It's really shitty since me and my friend just hang out to play games or watch anime but like our rooms hot so without going into our rooms, you would only be able to think or one reason for us to be shirtless and sweaty with our hair ****** up. Just don't mention any man-crushes soon and you'll be fine.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 24 July 2015 1:44

.... Umm, playing video games and watching Anime don't account for why your hair would be all messed up. Technically even taking off your shirt doesn't account for that unless you decided to rub your shirt around on it for no reason as you yanked it off.