Miscellaneous: Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home...

By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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By LuxTheSarcastic - 06/11/2015 23:05 - United States - Apex

Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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Logic

By thyisnothorses - 29/04/2012 03:55 - United States - Scituate

Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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Can't win

By Anonymous - 18/03/2021 03:00 - Philippines - Manila

Today, my mom told me to stop using my phone and talk to them, but whenever I do that, they just end up yelling at me and telling me to go to my room. FML

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MDM15 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 2:14

she must hate being wrong!

L_Lovegood 19

Sunday 1 January 2012 2:15

She should have admitted her mistake; anything else is just plain stupid. FYL.

Comments

evebright 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:26

Lol, bitch. Glad my kids have an easy going mom. With brains. Ok, so I do t like when they talk back, so I te them to be nicer about it and maybe I'll listen.

BikeAllDay818 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:26

You're mom is a freak.

Okayitwasme 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:05

I guess you should have your own phone that you pay for yourself. It sounds like your phone was something she pays for anyway. My son did that. Had his own since he was 14. (after the 2000.00 phone bill we got one month) :(

NullPointer 20

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:48

She may pay for it herself, and that wouldn't change anything. I've known parents to take phones / cars away, even if the kid paid for it themself. Are you saying that if your 14 year old son pays for his own phone you would never take it away for any reason? If not, you're a bad parent, if so, how does it sound like her mom is paying for it?

CJPoison 2

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:21

That sucks. My mom took my phone away because I wouldn't play singstar......the 70's version

aka_Specs 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 20:10

I really hate the illogical people who expect everything to go their way...like their entitled to it rather than rationalizing what happened. Sorry you gotta deal with that mess.

tenniscrazy2 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:23

One time, my dad asked my mom, "Is John in 12th grade?" and my mom replied, "How would I know?" He then asked me the same question, to which I also replied, "How would I know?" He then scolded me for being "disrespectful". When I pointed out that my mom said the exact same thing, he promptly grounded me for "talking back" Aren't parents great?