Miscellaneous: Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence....

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

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By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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By Amanda - 13/12/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML

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Stay mad

By shut mouth - 11/10/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, my mother is upset that I won’t share things with her anymore. This is the woman who spent my entire childhood gossiping about every teeny tiny detail of my life, and used my suicide attempt as a way to garner pity for herself. Yeah, no thanks. FML

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Thanks for the support!

By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, I told my mom that I struggle with depression. She then told me that she thinks that I always seem to suck the life out of a room. FML

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By wow - 05/05/2011 06:13

Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML

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You deserved it 3 456

By asdf - 02/02/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

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By Yeoman - 19/11/2011 07:47 - New Zealand

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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You deserved it 4 151

Low blow

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found myself crying in the bathroom because I started to feel lonely and depressed. My mother came into the bathroom, hearing me cry and gave me an hour long speech about what a beautiful human being I am… And to not forget to lose weight. FML

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surranger 19

Thursday 1 January 2015 7:53

sorry to hear about it op!! a lot of us dont have friends so dont worry about it too much :D

Exodiafinder687 58

Thursday 1 January 2015 7:59

Either your mom is trying some strange form of reverse psychology or she got way off track.

Comments

levention 18

Thursday 1 January 2015 11:07

that sucks

dakatabg 31

Thursday 1 January 2015 11:11

She's trying to open your eyes

Mauskau 35

Thursday 1 January 2015 12:48

Mine does this but makes it go onto the subject of my friends all being at uni or just no longer talking to me because I don't fit in with their groups fairly quickly. It's just a bit annoying, but it can help as I start to feel less down about it when I realise why my old friends don't talk to me. Any new friends would be people I meet at work or online.

ehllychan 10

Thursday 1 January 2015 12:55

Have you tried talking to one of those old friends again after a while? I found it sometimes actually works wonders. Sometimes they also wanted to talk to you again but are also thinking that you won't want to or are not sure you remember them so nobody says anything and it ends there. Even if you stopped fitting before, they might have changed with time. And sometimes you don't fit in a group, but some people within the group still like you. I'm only saying all that because it happened to me before. At most they'll ignore you and it ends the same way.

vargaso 17

Thursday 1 January 2015 12:49

That will happen...

burritobandit 7

Thursday 1 January 2015 14:32

Get a hobby. Join an outdoor bootcamp group. There's friends out there just waiting to be met! :)

mistress_paz 30

Thursday 1 January 2015 16:11

I had a shitty mom too whose pep talks were depressing. It is what it is--just take it with a grain of salt and try to avoid those "heart to heart" talks.

Chiroptera_Man 10

Thursday 1 January 2015 17:53

After high school a lot of my friends moved and so did I. Now I really don't have many friends, and no close friends. I'm sure it'll work out for the both of us. ?