Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother,...

By Amanda - 13/12/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 580

You deserved it 3 911

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By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 009

You deserved it 52 120

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 087

You deserved it 2 894

Narcissistic

By Anonymous - 07/03/2022 06:00 - Canada - Dundas

Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML

I agree, your life sucks 765

You deserved it 96

By novacabudsforme - 15/08/2016 10:11 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 198

You deserved it 1 005

By Micmicmic - 15/04/2017 04:00 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 764

You deserved it 348

Good question

By only child says fuck you mom - 10/04/2016 14:56 - United States - Holly Springs

Today, I overheard my mom talking to a friend on the phone. What caught my attention was when she said, "You ever look at your kid and just think... 'Fuck. Where'd I go wrong?'" FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 800

You deserved it 2 459

By Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 858

You deserved it 2 155

Real Housewives coded

By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 03:30 - India

Today, just because my mum's friend's son got better grades than me, she's now treating me like shit. You know what lady? His mom is way better than you too! She didn't attempt to kill her child half a dozen times, and you don't see me complaining about it all day long. FML

I agree, your life sucks 506

You deserved it 108

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 440

You deserved it 4 151

By B_McG - 25/11/2009 18:31 - Canada

Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 864

You deserved it 2 923

DahkLohd 4

Monday 13 December 2010 18:59

LMAO! Awesome Mom. The truth hurts, OP. :)

skyeyez9 24

Monday 13 December 2010 19:16

Parents and grandparents: Notorious for giving their kids a burn and a compliment wrapped into one.

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DahkLohd 4

Monday 13 December 2010 18:59

LMAO! Awesome Mom. The truth hurts, OP. :)

sandi315 0

Monday 13 December 2010 21:29

well if your mom said it, its gotta be true and yea the truth hurts

USAF_girl 3

Monday 13 December 2010 22:04

ha! loser....

USAF_girl 3

Monday 13 December 2010 22:04

ha! loser....

omgwork 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 7:42

Your such a loser number 38/39 had to call you a loser twice!

ifeelfckd 0

Monday 13 December 2010 19:03

Maybe you shouldn't stay at home all day..

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 13 December 2010 22:19

Hey look, it's Stacy Dash. ^

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 13 December 2010 22:26

Stacey* >.<

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 13 December 2010 19:04

Get some friends and lead a good life. That'll show her.

Bobissmall 13

Monday 13 December 2010 19:04

YDI it for talking about your brother behind his back.

JonaDona 2

Monday 13 December 2010 19:13

True

heyheywaddup 7

Monday 13 December 2010 19:05

tht fukkin suxxxxx.... maybevgo bffs.com??

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 13 December 2010 19:07

har dee har har

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 13 December 2010 21:13

arrrrrrgh!

SirHobnobs 0

Monday 13 December 2010 19:10

Jeez learn to take a compliment OP, she said it was a good thing...

Justincolon22 15

Monday 13 December 2010 19:14

ouch lol

skyeyez9 24

Monday 13 December 2010 19:16

Parents and grandparents: Notorious for giving their kids a burn and a compliment wrapped into one.

abi96 0

Monday 13 December 2010 19:21

What a low blow! F your life :/

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try the ice cubes in the vagina thing we'd read about. He kept sticking one in after another and they got stuck. My vagina had a brain freeze for a half an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 776

You deserved it 3 939

Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 92 747

You deserved it 17 915

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Today, I jumped when, after being home alone for days, I suddenly saw the door handle move. Apparently, the cats weren't happy about being locked out of the kitchen and were pretty close to figuring things out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 737

You deserved it 200

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 171

You deserved it 44 727

Today, I got diarrhea. During sex. I didn’t even make it out of the bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 977

You deserved it 369

Today, one of my coworkers was recently promoted, so I'm now officially the last person of our team, hired in the same year, to still have "junior" as part of my job title. Not that it’s relevant, but I’m also the oldest member of the team by about 15 years, yet still "junior." FML

I agree, your life sucks 977

You deserved it 263

Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 833

You deserved it 2 359

Today, I was yelled at by my mom for not communicating to the rest of my family about the zoom call SHE planned and asked for. The call was to celebrate my birthday. Apparently, it was my responsibility to coordinate it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 519

You deserved it 109

Same thing different taste

Narcissistic

Good question

Real Housewives coded

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