By anonymous - 17/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
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mritty 2

How is this a problem? You *are* going to use one or the other this month, aren't you? (I mean, unless you're a guy). Were you under the impression your mother doesn't know you have a menstrual cycle? Or do you think that your mom shouldn't be referring to your cycle, because that's something very intimate and private.... and should only be talked about on the Internet with a bunch of strangers?

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imright24 0

It's a joke (and true)! Get a sense of humor. You're searching damn hard to find something to cry about.

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randomnameflob 0

Translation of this FML- "Today, my mom made a parent joke. Not particularly funny and a bit embarrassing. FML" as you can see, her life is screwed.

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brookeface93 0

Haha, your mom has a great sense of humor. :D

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Firestar1202 0

HOW IS THAT A SENSE OF HUMOR SHES STATING A FACT YOU MORONS

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5t3ff1k4h 44

WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS? It could be a 'sense of humour' if the mother said it in a joking manner.

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mandyd80 0

what is so FML about this? it is true, AND yer mom is hilarious!

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QwertyMcNugget 0

How is this an FML? Did she find out you were sexually active or something? If so, YDI or having loud sex! D:<

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Frenchtony 17

last *hoisting French flag even higher*

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anie01 5

This is not an FML, this is just funny. What exactly is so awful for this girl?

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