Health: Today, my morning sickness decided to show itself every time...

By GothicAngel17 - 07/04/2012 01:52 - Australia - Southport

Today, my morning sickness decided to show itself every time I smell coffee. I work at a coffee shop. FML

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GothicAngel17 24

Saturday 7 April 2012 9:52

Seems like the best solution so far. I think I might actually try that when everything opens again.

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zingline89 18

Saturday 7 April 2012 8:27

I've bean there. A latte times I just wanted to go home. I could tell there was some nastiness brewing inside me. Remember, if you are feeling sick and need to go home, talk to your manager and espresso self.

Mariebaz 11

Saturday 7 April 2012 8:21

Guess the last thing you'll want to do is "wake up and smell the coffee..."

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noprobgotglob 0

Monday 9 April 2012 17:06

How many weeks are you?

GothicAngel17 24

Sunday 20 May 2012 4:26

I think I was maybe 13 or 14 weeks when I posted this? I'm 19 weeks at the moment though.

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