By GothicAngel17 - 07/04/2012 01:52 - Australia - Southport

Today, my morning sickness decided to show itself every time I smell coffee. I work at a coffee shop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 080
You deserved it 2 627

GothicAngel17 tells us more.

Seems like the best solution so far. I think I might actually try that when everything opens again.

Top comments

zingline89 18

I've bean there. A latte times I just wanted to go home. I could tell there was some nastiness brewing inside me. Remember, if you are feeling sick and need to go home, talk to your manager and espresso self.

Guess the last thing you'll want to do is "wake up and smell the coffee..."

Comments

linkinpark98 23

Be sure to keep a puke bucket nearby!

Oh well, suck it up your fault you got pregnant.

52 - I'm trying to decide whether I like the idea of you not reproducing, or you having horrible morning sickness.

I'm not the one being a whiny bitch about morning sickness. Women go and get pregnant then complain about it and blame the men. If she doesn't want morning sickness there is always abortion, picture what kind of mother she'll be if she's complaining online about nausea. She have kept her legs closed

Dear lord 70, I really hope you don't reproduce, but at the same time I'm curious as to how *you* would handle a pregnancy with awful symptoms... Oh and the last time I heard, men did make women pregnant. It's one of the few things that women can't do on their own. So, yeah, it's at least 50% the guy's fault.

bizarre_ftw 21

Wow, lol, WHAT a truly dumbass, I am shocked you can form a sentence but are still unable to understand the situation If she wants a child she shouldn't get an abortion, but that doesn't make her situation any less unfortunate Until they're born children are technically parasites, so therefore the women have a difficult time of it. If something you have to be around makes you nauseous is that a good situation? No. In the end is a child and being a parent worth it? Yes. Does that make her current situation any less unfortunate? No. If there ever were a case for eugenics would you be it? Oh **** yes!!! Now shut up and stop taking drugs/hitting your head against a wall/practicing how to preform lobotomies on yourself

What the FLIPPING **** is wrong with you? First of all, You're not being a whiny bitch, but you're acting like a total bitch. Second, like the above commentors said, it's 50% at fault the man. Third, she shouldn't take your advice and get an abortion just to avoid nausea. Fourth, EVERYONE complains about stuff that makes life sucks here. That doesn't make ALL of them bad people, not even this OP. Fifth, why should she keep her legs closed, "MrsIdioticHindsightGarcia"? It's her decision to have the kid, don't bring hindsight into this. Seriously...

If u were pregnant u would be complaining too Wtf wrong with u???no matter If she got preg on purpose or not it still no fun to feel like shit anyway FML is pretty much complaining about life so deal with it or find something else to do!!

mariet_fml 23

TROOOOOOOLL! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!

What... what WAS that? Your opinion is bad, "Mrsgarcia", and you should feel bad. May you never ever ever have to deal with unwanted pregnancy and have people shoving disgusting sexist filth down your throat. (Not that I'm calling the OP's pregnancy unwanted - just saying, pregnancy can happen WHETHER OR NOT YOU TAKE PRECAUTIONS.)

Finally someone realized. Got to love watching silly girls getting their panties in a bunch.

Toys R Us/Baby's R Us sell morning sickness lollipops and hard candies that really do work. And they taste great. Just try some of those. Luckily morning sickness usually only lasts for the first trimester. Hang in there mama :) its totally worth the pains we deal with while pregnant.

Seems like the best solution so far. I think I might actually try that when everything opens again.

actually I've taken them on several occasions..they're called preggie pops..they also come in what looks like a cough drop form..aka preggie drops.. if you're experiencing it really bad, like I was, which was everyday for several months, I suggest the drops, theres more in the package..and they do taste great, granted you don't hate anything alittle on the sour side.

MEM0817 18

Gingerale and Ritz crackers were a lifesavor for me. Try eating some crackers before you get out of bed in the morning which should help with morning sickness all day. Make sure to eat snacks between meals to help as well. Whenever I had an empty stomach I got really sick. Hope it passes soon!

Is this my ex wife Maryah. YOU STUPID *****! I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING!

bizarre_ftw 21

Rub a little lavender oil under your nose or pretend to be Muslim and wear a perfumed head scarf over your face

She can always take a leave for stuff like this. If she has to quit temporarily, so be it. Hopefully her boss isn't a bitch

Actually, there are no periods during this time.

Good thing your only pregnant for a total of about nine months it would suck of it was every day forever!

bizarre_ftw 21

That would require a career change