Health: Today, I got my tonsils removed. My body also agreed that today...

By MissAnonymous93 - 14/05/2016 15:32 - South Africa

Today, I got my tonsils removed. My body also agreed that today was a good day to get a bad cough. My bed currently looks like a scene out of "Dexter". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2015 04:54

Today, after having my tonsils removed, I coughed so hard in my sleep that I woke up spitting blood. Turned out I'd ripped my throat. They had to put me to sleep and cauterize the damaged area. Now I'm in even worse pain than before. FML

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By Alex - 09/02/2017 21:00 - United States - Richardson

Today, I am home sick with a sinus infection. I had to break up a fight between my two dogs over who got to chew on my snotty tissue. FML

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By Zak - 23/03/2012 23:10 - United States

Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML

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By Unlucky - 24/05/2010 00:22 - Australia

Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML

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By anonymous - 13/02/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

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By HR - 16/12/2011 21:13 - United States

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

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By LeoCor - 27/08/2018 20:30

Today, and for the past 2 weeks, I've had a massive pain in my throat. It went down for a while with antibiotics, but when it came back I had to go to the hospital for an emergency surgery. There was a 3 cm abscess growing in my throat. Happy birthday to me! FML

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The whole tooth

By Anonymous - 12/04/2024 18:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I finally started feeling better after getting a tooth pulled last week. I also started something else: my period, while I was stuck in the dentist's chair during my follow-up appointment. FML

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By uggghhhh - 21/12/2016 22:28

Today, it's 3 days before Christmas and my first day of holidays. Today is also the first day I have been sick all year. Hello tonsillitis, goodbye fun. FML

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By why?? - 24/05/2016 13:29 - United States

Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. FML

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BoxFullOfLazy 25

Sunday 15 May 2016 12:37

Is there a reason why you're not taking a cough suppressant?

Reaperbunni 4

Sunday 15 May 2016 13:39

Your body didnt decide to get it. The surgery lowered your immune system. Anyways all the more reason to pig out on ice creams and jello

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Zesty_Z 19

Sunday 15 May 2016 12:19

Oh man that's probably a killer scene to witness. :/

ssnow_fml 20

Sunday 15 May 2016 12:20

I don't think your body agreed with your doctor that your tonsils should have been removed.

SleazyChicken 6

Sunday 15 May 2016 16:59

Why bother saying something that stupid?

BoxFullOfLazy 25

Sunday 15 May 2016 12:37

Is there a reason why you're not taking a cough suppressant?

ApocaClips 5

Thursday 13 October 2016 20:06

because op has to take a very strong pain reliever instead

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 15 May 2016 12:58

Bloody hell! It's never just one thing is it?

Reaperbunni 4

Sunday 15 May 2016 13:39

Your body didnt decide to get it. The surgery lowered your immune system. Anyways all the more reason to pig out on ice creams and jello

flammaefata 20

Monday 16 May 2016 9:02

I agree a tonsillectomy isn't good for your immune system, but if she's coughing right after surgery it's unlikely it's because of her lowered immunity as the timeline is too quick.

NYM88 26

Sunday 15 May 2016 14:45

That'd make a wicked selfie! D:

Hrain1099 3

Sunday 15 May 2016 15:32

You should go back to the hospital right away. Bleeding after a tonsillectomy can be very dangerous and needs to be checked out ASAP.

Leawkward 6

Sunday 15 May 2016 17:26

Go to the hospital because you are at risk for hemorrhaging.

Sandsh8rk 36

Sunday 15 May 2016 17:37

If you're bleeding after a tonsillectomy, why are you posting on FML about it instead of rushing yourself to the ER?

lilchica22001 22

Sunday 15 May 2016 18:43

You need to go back to the hospital ASAP. Bleeding after a tonsillectomy is extremely dangerous. Also have the dr prescribe you some opiate cough medicine. It will not only help with your cough but also any pain from the surgery. Good luck OP!