Miscellaneous: Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all...

By MyLifeSucks - 15/04/2013 22:11 - United States - Houston

Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML

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By anti-drugs - 21/03/2011 10:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 05:14 - Canada - North Battleford

Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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By Sad and hungry - 22/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML

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By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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Well played

By anonymous - 05/03/2014 05:43 - United States - League City

Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

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By DeathPopStar666 - 19/08/2019 14:00

Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home all day and watching Orange Is The New Black. When I asked what I stole, she said her car keys. I don’t even have my license. I told her to look in her purse. She found them. FML

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By hate enough to kill... - 14/10/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Stevensweert

Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML

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Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:20

Definitely possible, FYL for the lack of trust she has for you.

HayleyFaith15 14

Tuesday 16 April 2013 9:23

She doesn't seem to accept being wrong very easily.. Or she just really doesn't trust you.

Comments

AlexiAwesome 10

Tuesday 16 April 2013 15:48

I feel as though you were with her in your room...

NaN101 27

Tuesday 16 April 2013 16:24

First world problems :/

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 16 April 2013 16:36

Sounds like she needs some chill pills to go with the others.

crackpotL 33

Tuesday 16 April 2013 18:23

Were the pills for her paranoia?

thresh037 4

Tuesday 16 April 2013 20:43

Wow that really sucks

CHFSports 12

Tuesday 16 April 2013 22:25

Psycho mom.....

mattorama 15

Wednesday 17 April 2013 3:08

Your mom is a sketchy thief, which is why she projects it onto you.

Adhdkid107 9

Wednesday 17 April 2013 4:48

Wow okay your mom needs to work on three things, trusting you, looking before accusing anyone, and she needs to calm down a bit. I mean thinking your kid does pills because it was one shelf lower is a little extreme. She needs to "take a chill pill."

chuckcloninger 12

Wednesday 17 April 2013 8:25

Shake your head in disgust, walk back to your room and lock the door. What else can you do? In reality she sounds like she is at least emotionally (if not physically) addicted to her meds. Prescription addiction is common and ugly and you may be in for an escalation of problems.