Intimacy: Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested...

By tamponmayhem - 09/03/2009 19:30 - Canada

Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

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By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham

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By dynah114 - 27/01/2013 19:08 - Israel - Petah Tiqva

Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML

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By jannister - 13/08/2012 19:25 - Germany - Bad Blankenburg

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2022 06:00

Today, my mom lost her shit because I was teaching my daughter about tampons. Apparently, they were created by radical feminists to trick women into “stealing” their own virginities, in order to make them unsuitable brides for decent men. I can’t believe I came out of this repressed psycho. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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By Jessie - 25/11/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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By Bebefer - 15/03/2012 07:49 - United States

Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML

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By ohaifml - 04/09/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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sovietrussian 0

Monday 9 March 2009 22:48

your mom is an idiot.

thedrifter889 0

Monday 9 March 2009 22:50

No kidding - If i we're that employee i wouldn't know to laugh or know weather or not she was serious

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effit 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:11

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rikard_fml 0

Monday 17 May 2010 2:30

nice pic

lol32360 0

Friday 19 November 2010 2:17

lol FunTown, USA! :D

summersaturdays 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:23

aww that sucks! embarrassing. i'm sorry. but honestly, wouldn't your mom know the answer to that question, assuming she's had her period and probably been using tampons herself for quiiiteee a few years now? haha..

skyttlz 32

Saturday 20 March 2010 5:44

maybe op's mom uses pads

jar_89 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 5:44

my mom only used pads and my older cousin had to tell me how to use pads so I could go swimming and she didn't do a very good job and I didn't even have the little instructions in the box to read. lol

AntiqueTurquiose 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:25

thats hilarious im confused, maybe i just didnt read it well enough. was she asking if youre not a virgin because you use tampons, or if you use tampons because you are not a virgin? those are two different things.

kaykay2922 11

Tuesday 27 August 2013 16:57

No!! She's wondering if, by using a tampon, it takes your virginity....

YamiJay 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:27

Anyone who says she deserved this one is a dumbass.

Klynchwich 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:35

Haha, she sounds like Carrie's mum (the film)

skyttlz 32

Saturday 20 March 2010 5:45

what movie

CanadianHuney 0

Monday 10 May 2010 18:20

is your picture a giant snow penis?

TBelle4Ever 15

Monday 13 August 2012 0:01

139, the movie Carrie... Based off of Steven Kings book.

Tehalon 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:41

Put yourself up for adoption and hope for smarter parents. :P

MercWithTheMouth_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:42

Unfortunate indeed. 1. she should've known 2. even if she didn't know, WHY WOULD YOU TRUST A WAL-MART EMPLOYEE TO KNOW? 3. The saddest part is the wal-mart employee probably DID know and now you're embarrassed that your mom didn't know AND the employee did