Sex and Love: Today, my mother burst into tears and hysterics when she found...

By deflower - 22/01/2013 08:09 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, my mother burst into tears and hysterics when she found out my fiancée and I were not "pure" for our upcoming wedding. I'm 28, she's 27, and we've lived together for four years. FML

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By so racist - 25/06/2020 02:02

Today, my mother burst into tears when I told her I was engaged. They were not tears of joy, however. She was crying because although she insists she’s "not" racist, she was crying because none of her grandchildren would be "pure." My fiancé is black. FML

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By Sorrymom - 11/08/2017 01:30

Today, I had to watch as my deeply religious mother broke out in tears of joy, as she said how happy she was that I was waiting until marriage to have sex. I didn't have the heart to tell her that my fiancé and I fucked on the first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2021 02:00

Today, my mother found out that my fiancée broke up with her last boyfriend because she didn't want kids and he did. She's now demanding that I either change her mind, or call things off with her. FML

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By Jackie - 18/09/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I finally told my fiancé about the crippling sexual abuse I suffered through as a child. He immediately broke off the wedding. His reason? He can't marry someone who isn't "pure". FML

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By kimmykins27 - 31/10/2014 12:58 - United States

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

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By TearfulDaughter - 19/01/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 18:01 - United States

Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML

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And you are?

By Firefighter Groom - 07/02/2021 23:01

Today, I got married to my girlfriend of three years. Her mother's Alzheimer's came into play at the wedding when she asked who I was. My bride-to-be couldn't stop crying. FML

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By apparentlynotengaged - 04/07/2019 11:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my fiancé won't tell people we're engaged because his mother doesn't approve, and he doesn't want to upset her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML

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Tuesday 22 January 2013 16:10

I'm curious to know how she found out you weren't "pure."

PipingMouse 14

Tuesday 22 January 2013 16:13

I'm sure she thought you slept in different bedrooms, and coordinated your schedules so you could avoid each other until you were married.

Comments

S182 15

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:01

Raging sex addicts!

SuperDanielNL 23

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:29

She is as naive as the mom who bought those teens the purity rings. I mean, what did you expect that they do all day? Play checkers or something?

emilyjgraham 34

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:40

There are some people who have a non sexual relationship before marriage. So yes, maybe the do play checkers among other games. :)

SuperDanielNL 23

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:50

Well even sexually active people could play checkers, winner gets to be on top. Sexy-checkers I'd call it.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 23 January 2013 21:47

Or strip-checkers.

Malfunction99 1

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:29

Never got how sex does de-purify you. One shower later and everything is as new.

MikeFoxtrot01594 11

Sunday 27 January 2013 19:50

Religion twists the definitions of words until they mean totally different things all the time.

wironandine 8

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:41

Your moms 27?

TheLadyOpal 30

Tuesday 22 January 2013 19:28

OP's a guy...He's talking about his fianceé.

Bakarra 22

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:53

Y U NO ABSTINENT U HO!?!?

Werken247 14

Tuesday 22 January 2013 18:57

Why are you so ignorant, you dipshit?

Relenaz 9

Tuesday 22 January 2013 19:08

Assuming this mother is religious.... why should it matter if they had sex if it is resulting in a wedding anyway? They still ended up together for life.