By deflower - 22/01/2013 08:09 - United States - Huntington Beach

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Today, my mother burst into tears and hysterics when she found out my fiancée and I were not "pure" for our upcoming wedding. I'm 28, she's 27, and we've lived together for four years. FML
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iamabamf 17

I'm curious to know how she found out you weren't "pure."

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PipingMouse 14

I'm sure she thought you slept in different bedrooms, and coordinated your schedules so you could avoid each other until you were married.

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akiahara 14

How many other things is she delusional about?

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doglover100 28

I want to know how she found out.

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TheMystery13 13

You should burst into tears when you discover that your mother is a religious idiot.

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Xotoolyxo 16

Just slowly walk away until she calms down

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ChelseaRaeS 7

That doesn't mean you can't stay virgins until marriage

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KingCeltic77 18

I find it interesting that you and you're mother are close enough to talk about your sex life.

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Kalipczo 21

So how did she find out? If you told her, ydi. If she walked in on it... Well in that case fyl even harder.

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ViviMage 38

You are over 18. This should be the end of the conversation. Also, some suggest if you are gonna spend a lifetime with someone, you need to know how they are in the kitchen.... And in the bed. Know the risks, be prepared, have all the hard talks and what-ifs beforehand. Really, unless your mom is a religious nut, she wants you responsible!

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athlete1990 4

She expected you to marry each other without finding out if you were compatible in the bedroom? Ha.

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