By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 889
You deserved it 3 063

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Twice the taste, none of the calories.

zingline89 18

Does she call you a wasteful child every time you drop a deuce?

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I don't get why she would say that because you did eat the food you just felt sick ad it came back up. Its not like you could have stopped it

bustub2 8

Next time throw up in a bag and tell her you saved it for her.

There are hungry children in this world. Waste of air? Think so.

perdix 29

She should have called you "bulimic," but you are still doing a pretty good job hiding it from your family. Looks like your "diet" will go well ;)

At least she will be able to afford to buy herself new clothes!

if she didn't eat your vomit then she is the wasteful one.

BulletCatcher12 0

Ouch. You better bag it up for her lunch tomorrow, that way if she doesn't eat it, you can call HER the wasteful one! :D