By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 00:59 - United States

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
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Grimmerie 31

Twice the taste, none of the calories.

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zingline89 18

Does she call you a wasteful child every time you drop a deuce?

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Comments

ashleykay94 7

Aww you should've put it in a box and mailed it to the starving children in Africa. 

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autumnisintheair 7

That's an awful thing to say! They deserve real food. Not thrown up, regurgitated food!

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THE_A_TEEN 27

#17 Probably supports the Rwandan genocide or the Somalian pirates or what the somali's did to the UN soldiers during the 90's, or the constant warfare n eastern africa...

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j_cat187 19

#17 you made me laugh out loud? Damn I am a dick

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ChaosAngel17 14

28 Where did it imply that she supported the Somali pirates or the Rwandan genocide?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Damn, I don't know. That's what happens when i'm sleep deprived, stress related...

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DCFan 9

What's with the excuses for bad comments lately? When this is thumbed down, here are some reasons why. 1. Im stressed out. 2. I'm sleep deprived. 3. Im soooo dtunk! 4. Im asleep and my phone has been stolen by my fraternity brothers. All legitimate excuses for sure.

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rahrah765765 11

Oh I was JUST thinking that! Two poor excuses almost in a row!

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ashleykay94 7

Seriously... I was being sarcastic. I was saying that if her mom freaked out about it that much, put the food that she is not able to eat to good use as opposed to harping on her kid about not being able to eat it. Chill out you guys.

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Yourheadache 19

You should think what you are going to comment twice, it wasn't funny, well not me at all.

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lylotrezor 20

Yes, because that was a real suggestion and not just a joke. Bad taste, but still a joke.

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kadesgb 0

Lol that was a garbage comment

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CrazyCowgurl23 1

People need to stop being so damn sensitive -_-

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jackassiddy 8

I'll endure the thumbs down to say this comment was ******* great.

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justin7 0

It was still a jerkish thing to say

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shazza26 1

60, I don't think anyone interpreted your first comment like that.

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duckie227 22

60, it didn't work, in case you couldn't tell

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ladyLALAA 28

You should've thrown up on your cat, then chased it around the house.

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Torva_fml 16

Last time I chased My cat around the house, it gave up, made a crying noise, and pissed on my bed.... I guess I'm just that scary. I felt really cruel :(

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ladyLALAA 28

You should, your cat probably hates you.

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GoW_Chick 14

I don't see how it's wasteful, you ate the food, she should be happy her meals are so good you wanted to taste it a second time.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

But this time, bile flavored! Spices up just about any dish real nice.

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monamonkey 4

Are you bulimic too? fMYlife

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THE_A_TEEN 27

...or maybe op got sick and vomited. Eating Disorders are not the answers for vomiting. But I do feel sorry that you're bulimic (your comment implies that you do), see a psychologist, or a therapist and get better soon. :)

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Even if she is bulimic and doing it "on purpose" her mother is still lacking in that department, as that is no way to deal with an eating disorder.

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A100893 30

Did she make it for you?

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WaSiSimiLang 8

WTF a wasteful child? Does she want you to swallow it back again? Start getting on your knees and licking then. I'm kidding just tell that dumbass to **** off

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heraclitus 1

Wel she mad u the food, prolly she spent a lot of time doin it for u, and then u show up abd throw up all over the place gg!!

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teyyoshi 19

i am eating dumplings and baozi ,so delicious!!!! dont be jeaslous,you guys!

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Plante12 8

There are starving children in Africa you know

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