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By Anonymous - 09/02/2011 15:01 - United States

Today, my mother got me to guess who she spent the night with. I then find out it was the gas station guy. The same creep that I've been complaining about because he hits on me every time I go get gas. Good pick Mom. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

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Doortje 29

Wednesday 9 February 2011 19:08

Free gas?

LemonStarship 5

Wednesday 9 February 2011 19:25

He's trying to get closer to you. And he's succeeding.

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slsrox1298 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:20

u and ur mom must both be good looking if a guy hits on both of u... unless hes a nymphomaniac.

underpaid011 0

Thursday 10 February 2011 0:28

the gas station guy? and your mom is excited about it? making you guess then bragging about it?? gas station guy? I did not realize there are redneck trailer parks in New England!! are you sure you don't live in Alabama?