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Well, she bossed you around before anyway, so it probably ain't that big of a deal. Cheer up, OP.
Does she like you?
Worst part; you'd have to divorce your spouse just to get away from her.
Just so she can try to control one more aspect of your life. Good luck, OP!
God have mercy on your soul.
Shortest and most easily understandable FML ever.
This is either the start of a good porno or hell on earth.
Not exactly a dream come true.
Have you tested yourself for Sitcom Protagonist Syndrome? Symptoms of SPS include an omnipresent studio audience, hearing laughter during awkward moments, and a proclivity for one-liners.
My only advice: quit.
Divorce
18, please never marry.
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God have mercy on your soul.
I don't think this would be an FML if she liked them.