Work: Today, I found out that my immediate supervisor had modified...

By YouBossturd - 10/11/2015 15:17 - United States - Washington

Today, I found out that my immediate supervisor had modified my phone in the priority order at our call center. As a result, any calls that came in during the night shift would be routed to my phone first, so that he can play games on his phone uninterrupted. It's been a whole year. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 08:02

Today, I discovered that my work's new phone system automatically takes people off hold the very second you pick up the phone. I discovered this after picking up the phone and complaining to my workmates about the annoying customer I had on the line for a full minute, all while he listened. FML

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Kinda harsh, don't ya think?

By are you kidding me???? - 20/07/2012 04:58 - United States - Chaplin

Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML

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Hi, how are you?

By black_pheonix77 - 03/07/2020 02:02

Today, even though I’m not allowed to be on my phone while on the line at work, I texted an unknown number. My manager looked at her Apple Watch. I'd texted my manager while on the job. FML

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Are you listening?

By littlemissignored - 02/09/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

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Are you OK?

By anon - 15/08/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2016 22:46 - Switzerland

Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML

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Slow day

By lion2294 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Laingsburg

Today, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't stop looking at my phone while working. I work in the back room, and there is no clock in there. I look at my phone to check the time. That way I know how long I have left in that hellhole. FML

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By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:39 - New Zealand

Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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ELoni_fml 25

Tuesday 10 November 2015 18:35

Route it back, then have your friends call him every five minutes as revenge

XxDanno316xX 27

Tuesday 10 November 2015 18:34

This dipshit needs to lose their job.

Comments

mattzawesome 28

Tuesday 10 November 2015 18:33

I guess that's a benefit of being on top.

xChaos 29

Tuesday 10 November 2015 21:50

Being an asshole who does whatever the **** he wants?

lfrider92 21

Wednesday 11 November 2015 7:15

That sounds like a benefit to me! Kind of joking.. Kind of not.... ?

Colon_Man 17

Wednesday 11 November 2015 16:34

Working for a congress leader isn't all it's cracked up to be, I guess.

XxDanno316xX 27

Tuesday 10 November 2015 18:34

This dipshit needs to lose their job.

extrasnipes 22

Thursday 12 November 2015 0:55

Tbh that was really smart

ELoni_fml 25

Tuesday 10 November 2015 18:35

Route it back, then have your friends call him every five minutes as revenge

Nickiminajislyfe 20

Tuesday 10 November 2015 18:36

Pie is tasty

whysobeachy 37

Tuesday 10 November 2015 18:52

...and Nicki Minaj is life, apparently.

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 10 November 2015 18:43

I'm interested to know how you found this out, OP. Did he mention you in his acceptance speech while receiving an award for his Flappy Bird high score?