By hylianprincess - 25/09/2014 11:19 - United States

Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 699
You deserved it 3 270

Same thing different taste

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Don't ever tell her if you lose your car/house keys!!

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Um... I'm pretty sure that just because she said that, doesn't mean she should take her to a mental hospital. Maybe it's a weird thing they do in their family, maybe her mother was being sarcastic. You can't just answer things with that, especially if you don't know the whole story, and you can't use it for excuses. "She failed her math test." "Take her to a mental hospital" That's a bit outrageous.

#44 it was just a joke, ca down and clearly you don't know sarcasm

Geez, is your friend Hannibal Lecter, or something?

That's drastic...was the book a death of a salesman?

Very "Much Adu About Nothing" of her. She must be a Shakespeare fan

Ah mother knows best! I suggest getting a mannequin for the funeral, and going to maybe Antarctica? It's too late to get out of this mess now, unless of course you buy her a new book. That would require lots of money and effort.

Attacksloth 33

Do that to one of my books, and you would have to fake your own death. Then again, I don't lend out my books. Your mom sounds hilarious, but FML because it's unnecessary drama that just sounds annoying.