By hylianprincess - 25/09/2014 11:19 - United States

Today, my mother is so overdramatic that her response to finding out I lost a friend's book was that I should fake my own death rather than fess up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 700
You deserved it 3 270

Same thing different taste

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Don't ever tell her if you lose your car/house keys!!

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You're life I'd fk'd because your mother made a sarcastic joke? Now that's over-dramatic!

Unless she's joking,I think your mom needs to seriously consider therapy

May I recommend the classic of pushing a car over a cliff?

Don't ever get pregnant out of wedlock - she'll recommend nuclear destruction

i might just be throwing wild assumptions around... but i think it was VERY CLEAR THAT WAS A JOKE

Na some people really are that crazy

If you lost my book you'd wish for death.

Yes because paying for a new book much more expensive than finding a cadaver that looks a lot like you, mutilating the body in a horrific accident, moving far away with a new identity while your parents and friends mourn your "death".

I have a feeling this was sarcastic and humorous and you just did not get it...? I hope. lol