By Agathus - 10/11/2011 14:35 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML
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Same thing different taste

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No offense but ur moms retarded lol that sucks goodluck with that

Tell your mom you'll double the "energy flow" that he's created for half the price. Then go buy a flat screen to go with your lamp and old mattress.

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He uses a Compass to decide where to put stuff eh? Run a few power cords around the house in various patterns. When he shows up, switch them on to create magnetic fields that will deflect the compass needle. Try different combinations of cords on and off until you find the one that has him put all the good stuff in your room.

Feng Shui is the Asian Art of Gracious Living. The clutter you insist on keeping in your room is, unfortunately, bad for the house's Feng Shui. Keep only the essential, keep everything on its place, and live happy. That's what your mom wants for you. But that's not what you want for yourself. Why don't you own your own home already, so you can keep all your junk there however it pleases you? You seem to have the money, so I think your problem is that... ... you're still a minor. Shut the heck up and honor your mother.

leadman1989 15

I bet he's feng-shuiing your mom too.

PYLrulz 17

Feng-Shui... Ain't that Chinese for "move shit around for no reason"?!?

All you have left? So your mom pretty much paid for theft?

JinxosGirl87 0

Did she answer the spam email he sent telling her that his wife and children died in a rice factory accident and he will use his talents in exchange for $5000?

SkardeyKat 3

Wow, $5000. How do I become one of these "Feng-Shui masters"? Tell your mom I'll come throw all her crap away for half the price!

TURLOCK 4

dude if there were 100 ppl like ur mom pay that much in taxes in each county this country wont be broke lol

She needs to watch the Penn and Teller episode on feng-shui that demonstrated how it's a pseudoscience. I bet you can find it online for free.