Hangry for that Mickey D's

By anonymous - 23/07/2021 07:59

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Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, starting to get intimate with him, when one of his friends walked into the room, grabbed my leg, and pulled me onto the floor. His reason? He was hungry and wanted to go to McDonald's. FML
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DoctorPALO 14

Just how old ARE you people?

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TomeDr 24

Umm.. that’s assault. Did your boyfriend do anything about this idiot friend? Yell at him or toss him out?

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Plop 17

That sounds like a stupid reason. Are you sure he wasn't just pulling your leg?

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TomeDr 24

Umm.. that’s assault. Did your boyfriend do anything about this idiot friend? Yell at him or toss him out?

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RichardPencil 30

You think that's assault?! Have you seen the sodium contest of McDonald's menu? That's a lot assault!

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RichardPencil 30

And just when you were about to get the Big Mac! Actually, I don't know how your boyfriend is endowed. Maybe you were denied the McNugget?

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Plop 17

Well, if she's lucky, he might have given her the Big N' Tasty.

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Marcella1016 31

After he samples her Filet o Fish?

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jkjorn 16

Being ****-blocked by Ronald McDonald is a new low, I must say. You deserve a break today!

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Hangryko 29

I hope your boyfriend kicked him out for assaulting you.

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OnReceivingEnd 17

OP: "....and that's when I crushed his skull, Your Honor."

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