By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 22:25 - Luxembourg

Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
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You deserved it 3 246
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squidgy787 22

Oh come on.... there's only a slight difference there ;-) Seriously though, explain to your mom what the difference is. I'm sure she'll clear it up right away.

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JanisEvans 10

Sounds like your mother is talking you up...

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perdix 29

Oh, sounds like you are really a telemarketer. For you mom, it would lessen the shame and disgrace if society thought her offspring became a *****.

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edanielleh 21

op could take calls, like a bank call center. It is still a crapy job, but at least op would be helping people, not irritating them

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perdix 29

#34, it's possible, but the OP had plenty of space to be more specific, but chose not to. Be very suspicious when people are purposefully vague. If you ask a guy about his body type and he says "athletic," that could mean anything from marathon runner to sumo wrestler. Wouldn't you guess that he's probably closer to the sumo wrestler side?

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kwyk 23

What has happened in your life to make you so cynical?

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brinicole333 13

Potato, patato ;)

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mxij 13

Let's be honest, you might have to supplement your wage a little ;)

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SMHsohard 22

It's obvious from reading the comments that most of you, if you have children, haven't reached the point yet when it becomes imperative to embarrass said children on a daily basis. Do you really think Mom doesn't know what she's saying? I always thought it would be funny if parents could really make their children die of embarrassment: "Hey, Janie, isn't that your dad? What's he doing?" "What? Oh God,,," Thud.

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ccdude14 4

Agreed although when it comes to embarassing her daughter I dont think she means to imply she is a prostitute.

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azyjazy713 11

That sux. Ppl always trying to make things sound cute but that def backfired. Hopefully the word doesnt spread

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Keltiel 8

Either your mother doesn't understand the difference between them, or she's mastered the art of embarrassing her children.

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RedPillSucks 31

Did she name you Chlamydia?

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