By Teen With No Money - 03/08/2011 15:49 - United States

Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML
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flockz 19

a wild Psycho Mother has appeared. ( key theme music) Psycho Mother uses Steal Money! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! (player starts bursting into tears) Psycho Mother quickly uses Ancient Soul Prophecies! ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!! Player is down to no health... WAIT!!! Player uses FML to describe his feelings! EVERY STAT MAXES OUT! Player uses Common Sense on Psycho Mother! Psycho Mother fled.

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lovelylittleme 0

may the force of magic be with you!

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bobbymullet 11

your username cracks me up(;

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ladiesman219 4

It could be worse, U could not be an acient soul from another dimension :)

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ambowew 7

Friggin' Dementor! Start worrying when your mother learns the patronus charm.

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sporkman 0

Try to look on the bright side. More money will come soon :)

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xlorawrz 9

Erm, keep your money out of that woman's reach in the future.

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swimmer3141 10

From OP's phrasing it looks like she's a minor, in which case her mom has full access to her money until she turns 18.

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xlorawrz 9

If that's the case, she's a bit screwed until she turns 18 then.

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Quasar55_fml 18

That's sad .. if that had happened to me, I would definitely keep the bill in mind and ask my mother to pay me back when I turn 18

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tona01 16

what OP needs to do is: 1 start acting weird in the house( talking to other ancient souls) 2 say that the other souls are angry at OP's psycjo mom for taking the money 3 tell OP's mom that the other souls watch the savings account now, and that they don't want OP's mom getting any money from there

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xlorawrz 9

Normally I'd tell you off for feebly attempting to crack a joke, but under current circumstances and considering that OP's mom DID waste 350 dollars on something so pointless, it just might work.

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tona01 16

well if you want to look at it from a serious point of view, yes it might work. People that blindly believe in such things aren't that connected to reality, so if OP starts acting like i said, there is a chance that OP's mother will believe that.

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Halcyon3210 6

At least you can put "ancient soul from another dimension" on your résumé now.

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