Miscellaneous: Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over... - FML

By arrowtopatella - 24/12/2011 05:15 - Australia

Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML

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arrowtopatella 11

Saturday 24 December 2011 15:20

Hey guys, I'm the OP of this FML. I was playing XD- Gale of Darkness, one of my favourites. Alas there is no 'elite 4' as such in the Orre region, I was in the middle of catching a rare Wooper at a PokeSpot which I could have traded for an awesome Larvitar. Sigh. Rich world problems, I know. And yes, shock horror, I am a female that plays Pokemon, le gasp. And also I do play old-school Mario and stuff, I've been a Nintendo fangirl ever since I was little, occasionally migrating to other consoles to play things like Skyrim (No CoD for me though, thank you very much. Blegh.)

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MellyBee 9

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:10

Unplug the router while she's harvesting.

xonbugeja 4

Saturday 24 December 2011 12:12

17 year old girl playing Pokemon? Marry me.

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MrCommunism 19

Monday 29 June 2015 3:19

At least she didn't use religion against it.

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 16 August 2015 18:49

Unplug the computer.

Chiaroscuro 21

Saturday 30 April 2016 1:40

Sorry your mum's such a hypocrite

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