Miscellaneous: Today, my mother wore a see through shirt. She wasn't wearing...

By noname - 25/06/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, my mother wore a see through shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra. FML

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By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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You deserved it 147

By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 853

You deserved it 2 298

By Cassandra - 14/10/2011 00:10 - United States

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 641

You deserved it 12 217

By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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You deserved it 4 836

By flatchested Sam - 01/12/2013 00:16 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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You deserved it 3 951

By coeurdlucky - 19/10/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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You deserved it 3 571

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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You deserved it 3 529

By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 06:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML

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You deserved it 5 255

By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 025

You deserved it 8 374

By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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You deserved it 4 220

MrCalves 1

Saturday 26 June 2010 1:45

80 don't you hate when people type in all caps? It's pretty damn annoying

stickypoopy 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 1:08

I hope it wasn't "NIPPY" outside!

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wriptidez 0

Friday 15 October 2010 9:15

ewwwwwwwwwww

Dee_Breezy 0

Friday 26 November 2010 22:18

Ewwww FYL!!

Midnightpearls 13

Saturday 11 December 2010 15:52

I always wanted to know how moms can be so stupid. do they not realize how embarrassing something they're doing is? can't they look in the mirror and see that everyone can see their ****? I mean, come on.

Maciejas 8

Wednesday 16 February 2011 13:47

I guess that if you realised you had been sucking them just a few years ago, it would scar you for life.

Bcfrmkc816 17

Tuesday 8 March 2011 4:23

I want a pic

jackbutt 0

Monday 28 March 2011 6:37

my mom does that allllllllll the time. and then she tries to argue with me about her nipples being "blonde" they look pretty damn brown to me lol.

sprtn1 0

Monday 11 April 2011 4:06

depends. does she have a nice pair?

Everday 0

Friday 22 April 2011 2:15

I know how you feel 

CanYouCY 0

Friday 27 May 2011 5:20

hahaha sucks

hateevryone 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:26

ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwww

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Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

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Today, I was at a family friend's house for a gathering. I grabbed my food and started heading towards the patio. Unfortunately, I didn't make it to the patio, as there was a glass door in my way that I didn't see. My sophomore year crush saw everything, along with her new boyfriend. FML

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Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML

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Today, I had to have a long and awkward meeting with my boss. It wouldn't have been too awkward though, if I didn't have to avoid staring at her exposed breast whilst she fed her 8 week old baby. FML

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Today, I went to the OBGYN for my annual, and noticed they now supplied babywipes. After 3 seconds of "cleaning", the intense burning started. Turns out they were antibacterial bleach wipes. FML

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Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

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Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML

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