Miscellaneous: Today, my mother wore a see through shirt. She wasn't wearing...

By noname - 25/06/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, my mother wore a see through shirt. She wasn't wearing a bra. FML

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By Need eye bleach - 05/04/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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By Cassandra - 14/10/2011 00:10 - United States

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By flatchested Sam - 01/12/2013 00:16 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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By coeurdlucky - 19/10/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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By malicious_melons - 07/07/2013 23:41 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 06:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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MrCalves 1

Saturday 26 June 2010 1:45

80 don't you hate when people type in all caps? It's pretty damn annoying

stickypoopy 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 1:08

I hope it wasn't "NIPPY" outside!

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budd28 0

Friday 8 July 2011 3:10

I say we let people express themselves .. especially if their old ... it's time to start a new movement

cufaoil 11

Monday 25 July 2011 0:04

what has been seen cannot be unseen

live2swim 5

Tuesday 13 December 2011 21:57

Haha I know how u feel. My mom doesnt think she ever needs to wear a bra and it's sooo embarassing

mintstashinurtea 5

Friday 24 February 2012 4:27

I hope your mother is a milf...

Kramerboy 2

Tuesday 27 November 2012 6:21

Does she have knockers?

BlackButlerFan 20

Monday 25 March 2013 1:52

Aww, that sucks. I feel for ya, my grandmother did the same thing.

stain4 17

Sunday 6 July 2014 17:20

My mom does that all the time it's ducking gross

Epickitty58 29

Saturday 7 March 2015 17:42

Gotta be proud.

kesht1996 12

Monday 20 April 2015 16:43

So did you find a good therapist after that?

RampagingBoner 12

Sunday 7 June 2015 4:09

Did she do it on purpose?

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Today, it's Monday. I'm living in hangover hell. Work is hell. Moving my head is hell. Did I party all weekend? Yes. Except that it was just me and my cat. Nothing was consumed other than several bottles of wine and tubs of Ben & Jerry's. FML

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Today, I had an extremely embarrassing moment when I tried to pay my restaurant bill. First, I tried swiping my card, only for it not to work. After the cashier suggested I insert my chip card, I tried putting it on the bottom, only for it not to be there. I finished by putting the card in the proper place upside-down. FML

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