Transportation: Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the...

By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Miami

Today, for the second time this year, my motorcycle has been stolen, with no hope of recovery. The thieves even tore out the GPS tracking unit I'd installed to prevent it happening again. FML

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You deserved it 71

By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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You deserved it 13 908

By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 232

By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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You deserved it 1 475

By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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You deserved it 2 657

By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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You deserved it 7 183

This is how I roll

By Carrie P - 14/08/2024 20:00 - France - Lambesc

Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML

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You deserved it 82

Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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You deserved it 242

By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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You deserved it 2 174

By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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You deserved it 2 631

ImaCanuck 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:50

So why wouldn't you call the cops at least once out of both times?

ceddyz17 10

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:50

dude throws a rock at him

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Mortalspirit 4

Tuesday 3 May 2011 21:51

Get the license number next time.Lul.

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Wednesday 4 May 2011 1:01

its his motorcycle... do i have to explain

shoecrazy 5

Tuesday 3 May 2011 21:56

call the cops! smh fyl

izzabella43 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:00

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

yakov_fml 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:06

Haha ****** pussy that was. Me

invicta8926 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:08

tisk tisk for not owning a gun!

TheAksnowrider 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:15

ummm grab him off the bike and kick his ass!!

dadof2 4

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:17

umm might just be me but u suck u should try a big wheel unless the kids with juice boxxes scare u

sugarycupcake 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:41

haha unobservant much?

lasttoknow 4

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:53

thats a better idea then # 3

familyguy11 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 23:50

Did he wave at you?

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