Transportation: Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the... - FML

By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Miami

Today, for the second time this year, my motorcycle has been stolen, with no hope of recovery. The thieves even tore out the GPS tracking unit I'd installed to prevent it happening again. FML

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By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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This is how I roll

By Carrie P - 14/08/2024 20:00 - France - Lambesc

Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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ImaCanuck 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:50

So why wouldn't you call the cops at least once out of both times?

ceddyz17 10

Tuesday 3 May 2011 18:50

dude throws a rock at him

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KVKdragon 26

Tuesday 3 May 2011 20:34

if that happened to me, after the first time, I would have hit the thief with a flying sidekick to knock him off the bike and take back what belonged to me

Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

Wednesday 4 May 2011 0:58

i hope you dont like both your legs

Krilleee 5

Wednesday 4 May 2011 2:45

ever heard of Jackie Chan?

kaileigh10 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 20:36

That is so funny!!! But it does suck!

skinollie 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 20:41

knock him down wuss!

byronvance 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 20:58

lol

pomeranian 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 21:12

he saved your life

bearley54 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 21:15

throw a rock at him, but you'd probably end up wrecking the bike then. you lose either way

rjnorton84 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 21:20

this is a situation when having a real life angry bird would be helpful!

rjnorton84 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:28

*where

PSQ91 6

Wednesday 4 May 2011 10:18

Ha. Nice.

Mubus 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 21:27

11- Win

garfield224 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 21:30

Run that ****** over!

whiteboy7thst 2

Tuesday 3 May 2011 21:36

well

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