Health: Today, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't...

By Anza - 29/06/2011 06:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't hold my weight. I told her she was being stupid, and went on anyway. A broken ankle and two pins in my elbow later, I'm willing to accept this. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my mom casually told me, "Remember that time we went to build a swing set when you were four? Actually, I was going to hang myself and take you with me so that you didn't suffer in this life. If it wasn't for your Grandma, we wouldn't be here now. And when I took you to the lake… Oh, silly me!" Cool, mom. FML

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By RAHrahRAH - 15/01/2010 02:07 - Canada

Today, I went to my doctor to get my x-ray results. Turns out, I have a fractured spine and a chip of my spine has moved. Now I'm in a neck brace because my dad didn't think it was serious, and told me to "suck it up princess." FML

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Wednesday 29 June 2011 16:22

So just to be sure I have this right, you: 1) Defied your mother 2) Told your mother SHE WAS STUPID 3) Broke your ankle and elbow because of your moronic behaviour Yup, sounds like you got exactly what you deserved.

giosoto 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 16:11

You know what they say: mother knows best.

Comments

PinkHorset 5

Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:08

Mother knows best!!

effarve 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:12

congrats, i guessing your elbow will never be the same, and i can god damn gaurantee your ankle will give you shit the rest of your life...enjoy.

missy_dgaf 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:12

hahaha wow

shelbers04 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:14

mother knows best!

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:19

bit late with that comment don't you think?

butterflyz1961 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:22

Why you you disrespect you mother like that?

mag4dust 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:24

exactly how old are you?? you must have been really wanting to prove a point for you to try something that dumb. it's not called a kids swing for nothing... ;) u should really listen to your mom from now on

DaSexyBeast 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:56

"Today my big brothers fat ass went on my swing and broke it." FML

blackmanfh 2

Wednesday 29 June 2011 18:07

yes #56 because "(woman)" means that it's her big BROTHER... umm, no...

Das_Judenburg 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 18:17

sexy beast you look like Justin bieber and a duck had a baby

DaSexyBeast 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 18:25

you are so right, thanks for having no friends so you have nothing better to do than point out people mistakes on FML

stoptrying 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:50

Because having friends inhibits you from using your brain and seeing that it was clearly posted by "Anza (woman)". You know, you would have a much easier time reading these things if you pulled your head out of your ass.

Das_Judenburg 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 18:01

Well looks like you got the cold... uhh.. Elbow

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 18:07

53- what I'm saying is if it wasn't for us British, you wouldn't exist. Also, don't try to bring the French into this, cos I'm pretty sure they think you're a disapointment too.