Health: Today, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't...

By Anza - 29/06/2011 06:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum told me that my sister's little kiddie swing wouldn't hold my weight. I told her she was being stupid, and went on anyway. A broken ankle and two pins in my elbow later, I'm willing to accept this. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my mom casually told me, "Remember that time we went to build a swing set when you were four? Actually, I was going to hang myself and take you with me so that you didn't suffer in this life. If it wasn't for your Grandma, we wouldn't be here now. And when I took you to the lake… Oh, silly me!" Cool, mom. FML

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By RAHrahRAH - 15/01/2010 02:07 - Canada

Today, I went to my doctor to get my x-ray results. Turns out, I have a fractured spine and a chip of my spine has moved. Now I'm in a neck brace because my dad didn't think it was serious, and told me to "suck it up princess." FML

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Wednesday 29 June 2011 16:22

So just to be sure I have this right, you: 1) Defied your mother 2) Told your mother SHE WAS STUPID 3) Broke your ankle and elbow because of your moronic behaviour Yup, sounds like you got exactly what you deserved.

giosoto 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 16:11

You know what they say: mother knows best.

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t_fml 11

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:26

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=7X9gLw1Wy2w mother knows best;)

pinacolada0602 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:27

haha, you got FAT ! jk not fat PHAT wait no, PHATBULOUS

LowLives 9

Wednesday 29 June 2011 21:13

Uhm kids swings usually have a 50 lb limit

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Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:18

ha! fat ass! she tried to warn you -.-

Truth_Nazi 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:20

Why is it that all the FML OP's are fat?

tayza249 20

Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:26

I hope you paid your own medical bills. Next you're probably gonna try to go on a kiddie slide and get stuck, then what will you do?

HomeAl0ne 20

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:02

No, that swing should totally hold your weight. The bitch probably sabotaged it to win the argument. Fix it up with some duct tape and try again, and let me know how it goes.

iveanne 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:15

first off, you don't call your mother stupid, that is very disrespectful. you sound like a stupid little bitch who got what was coming to you!

stoptrying 9

Thursday 30 June 2011 0:52

"You're disrespectful for calling your mother stupid, you stupid little bitch." hypocrisy is cute.

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Thursday 30 June 2011 1:19

She said her mom "was being stupid", not "stupid" on it's own... that's like when you act dumb. However, the OP is even stupider for thinking that a kiddie swing can hold her/his weight.