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Don't worry too much, OP. They'll need some kind of proof and when they don't have it the cops won't be too happy with them.
no proof no issue, just ask for it if it's not provided then just a guess it didn't happen then and close the door.
They actually dont need any proof at all. Not in some states. Im going through this issue right now. He said she said. She will always win. I know op said he but same concept.
Sounds like you're in a dicky situation.
I'll never stop!
Don't listen to this person.
Your comment is bad and you should feel bad.
Get yourself some alibis OP, you'll need them, then you can possibly counter sue the bastards
If they don't have proof, he can claim slander.
After the charges are dropped, make them see hell in earth.
#7: Def-o-Char doesn't apply when a complaint is filed w/ the police. It's still an (unconfirmed) accusation. Plus you can't counter-sue when you haven't yet been sued yourself, but "only" accused of a crime.
Yep, I've been in OP's position: only 1 witness and it's for the complainant. The "victim" (who obviously knew how to "game the system" to said person's advantage) convinced the DA to charge me w/ two occurrences of the same offense; all my attorney could then do was plead me down to only 1 count, so I served 12 months probation w/ a nightly curfew (10PM-6AM) AND sober - as confirmed via random test drug testing. :-( --(Literally) Still Pissed in Wisc
Just out of high school I had a girlfriend *shudder* that tried gaming the system. 911 actually told her to never call them again, ever.
OMG I am SO SORRY for you! GOOD LUCK! Those assholes could end up ruining your life.... i really hope that's not the case!
Really? Caps?
They might be trying to cover up their own sketchy activity. Sleep with one eye open!
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Don't worry too much, OP. They'll need some kind of proof and when they don't have it the cops won't be too happy with them.
Get yourself some alibis OP, you'll need them, then you can possibly counter sue the bastards