By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 12:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, my neighbor - whose first words to me when I moved onto the block were "I don't like your face" - called the cops and claimed I'd been exposing myself in public. His lowlife buddy backed him up on his lie. I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up in deep trouble thanks to them. FML
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Idiotskillme 20

Don't worry too much, OP. They'll need some kind of proof and when they don't have it the cops won't be too happy with them.

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xKrisSmoove 21

Get yourself some alibis OP, you'll need them, then you can possibly counter sue the bastards

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Idiotskillme 20

Don't worry too much, OP. They'll need some kind of proof and when they don't have it the cops won't be too happy with them.

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LostDN 9

no proof no issue, just ask for it if it's not provided then just a guess it didn't happen then and close the door.

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militarybrat 21

They actually dont need any proof at all. Not in some states. Im going through this issue right now. He said she said. She will always win. I know op said he but same concept.

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hi358 6

You shouldn't have tried...

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YourOpinionSucks 22

I would have gone with "dick move by your neighbor". Subtlety is key my friend.

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friedpwnadge 25

After the charges are dropped, go and actually expose yourself to the bastard.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Your comment is bad and you should feel bad.

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friedpwnadge 25

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xKrisSmoove 21

Get yourself some alibis OP, you'll need them, then you can possibly counter sue the bastards

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TripleATeam 13

If they don't have proof, he can claim slander.

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walid820014 20

After the charges are dropped, make them see hell in earth.

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theoldman 22

Do you have a mole somewhere that might disprove his theory...?

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fashionbug9880 22

A tattoo or piercing would work as well.

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TabooSushi 24

Pretty sure you can counter sue him for defamation of character.

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jbuckets_404 38

#7: Def-o-Char doesn't apply when a complaint is filed w/ the police. It's still an (unconfirmed) accusation. Plus you can't counter-sue when you haven't yet been sued yourself, but "only" accused of a crime.

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jbuckets_404 38

Yep, I've been in OP's position: only 1 witness and it's for the complainant. The "victim" (who obviously knew how to "game the system" to said person's advantage) convinced the DA to charge me w/ two occurrences of the same offense; all my attorney could then do was plead me down to only 1 count, so I served 12 months probation w/ a nightly curfew (10PM-6AM) AND sober - as confirmed via random test drug testing. :-( --(Literally) Still Pissed in Wisc

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Colon_Man 17

Just out of high school I had a girlfriend *shudder* that tried gaming the system. 911 actually told her to never call them again, ever.

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SublimeChic4 15

OMG I am SO SORRY for you! GOOD LUCK! Those assholes could end up ruining your life.... i really hope that's not the case!

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nickie_94 18

They might be trying to cover up their own sketchy activity. Sleep with one eye open!

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