By kazmatazz - 17/05/2012 10:33 - Oman

Today, I found out that the extremely attractive man that works in my building can hear everything I say about him through the paper-thin walls. FML
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Nbrandwine 7

Let's just hope you haven't said anything awkward or bad.

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Ugi 26

I fear that if you were a guy you would be on a harassment charge by now!

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Nbrandwine 7

Let's just hope you haven't said anything awkward or bad.

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ss_20_xx 14

"Mmm I wanna tie him up to the bedpost...red fluffy handcuffs...bite him all over his body... Glow-in-the-dark condoms...whipped cream..." Yup I guess she might have said some embarrassing stuff he shouldn't have heard since he's soo goodlooking.

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superguppy19 3

Sounds like alot of fun

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BrokenDreamer24 15

15- How did you know that's what I do with my boyfriend?! MIND READER! Just kidding. For the most part...

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imaginaryvoice 18

Of course it was awkward and bad. I don't really see how this could be an FML if she just went about saying, "Oh how I'd love to just take him out to dinner, maybe a walk in the park while we watch the sunset"

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lorenzoman77 7

Leather? Chains and whips?

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

Hopefully, she didn't mention every sex position she wanted to try with him...

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

*plays Rihanna - S&M on radio* sticks and stones may break her bones but chains and whips excite OP.... :3

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aaahhhfire21 0

Just think all the things you've hoped may actually happen now that u know he knows all that you've said..... That or ***** gonna get awkward

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

#66 oh god :3

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AppallingRogue 2

Haha I see what you did there.

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Ugi 26

I fear that if you were a guy you would be on a harassment charge by now!

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iLickRainbows 2

Oh really. Must we really complain about double standards, sexism, etc? Boo-hoo. Get over it. This hardly seems like the appropriate forum for such politics.

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Drigr 9

If everyone screamed harassment because someone else had an interest in them, no one would ever date anyone..

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Zomg_Okay 26

16 - This is a perfectly suitable forum for such a discussion. After all, OPs and commenters alike get brutalised by double standards on a daily basis here on FML.

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KinkyBitch1994 0

That sucks.. At least he knows! Plus, you have probably done worse in that room than talk about that guy.. maybe he liked what he heard ;)

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ICastillo 24

Ya now he thinks your a creeper. He probably thinks your his crazy stalker.

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Abdul888 16

Take it positively, it can be a chance to get along with him. He now knows you're interested and he may be the same :)

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Doxy 22

And kids that is how I met your mother.

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reddudeover 2

Op - Oh yeah he's really cute, he just seems so gay though, so INCREDIBLY gay. Maybe that's why it's an FML?

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borkchop1992 15

Hey maybe that will turn him on you will find him at your doorstep some day.

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reddudeover 2

I like women who were direct, you like me? Well then walk up and grab my nut sack.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

So, you're looking for the kind of girl who would walk up to a random guy and grab his crotch? Oh well, whatever floats your boat, I guess...

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reddudeover 2

Grab my crotch? Ewwww no. Nut sack = a tasty bag of treats. You people have dirty minds.

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mvems 13

I don't know why people are thumbing you down you are hilarious

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reddudeover 2

65 - FML, is farless about what you say and more about how long you've been around and how many people "like" you. On a previous account with 1000's of comments I could say the most crazy things and people would thumbs me up just cause. Thanks for the compliment BTW, it's always good to hear. :D

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SpottedZebra42 14

reddudeover - I'd like to start by saying I hope I spelled your name right and finish by saying that I couldn't agree more with your comment.

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reddudeover 2

Also, how quickly you post is a factor as well. After viewing your profile all I can say is I love parkour, taekwondo (hope I spelled those right), and I'm gonna have to check out the first band something something circuits never heard of them. :D Good day fellow FMLer - I too, under normal circumstances, do not conduct my oration as such.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I looks like you're talking to yourself bro.

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smydiwannafthata 5

From now on just say loudly that now you are going to brush your teeth with your electric tooth brush. As long as he does not question why are doing that in your bed, all akwardness will be explained.

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