Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was...

By _whyy_mee - 02/07/2015 18:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML

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You deserved it 1 969

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By drivingmecrazy - 13/12/2016 16:54 - United States - Stamford

Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically". She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless". FML

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You deserved it 704

By tailgaterhater - 17/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML

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By karmaaa - 16/10/2014 20:56 - United States - Huxley

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

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You deserved it 17 753

By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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You deserved it 25 239

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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You deserved it 307

By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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You deserved it 1 777

By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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You deserved it 1 554

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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You deserved it 2 651

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 308

By kezbabes - 03/05/2014 18:15 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML

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You deserved it 3 936

Yazoo77 16

Friday 3 July 2015 0:28

Only her is living in her delusional world of "ms perfect and everyone else is at fault" ignore her.

chuka81 27

Friday 3 July 2015 0:32

Your neighbour is an ass, but you're still not the safest driver around, not if you're driving that fast around a blind curve.

Comments

stark_fear 15

Friday 3 July 2015 1:05

Hit her, then sue for a bad neck ?

jqmalang 17

Friday 3 July 2015 1:17

Don't be an ass.

A07 48

Friday 3 July 2015 2:11

Why is #1 getting down voted? I legitimately thought the same thing too when I read it.

dewberry2001 25

Friday 3 July 2015 2:18

35 is reckless af in a neighborhood. Especially a blind curve. YDI so hard.

infinitemonkey 21

Friday 3 July 2015 2:18

35 is too fast in a residential area, even without a blind curve.

ThatOneGirl0101 11

Friday 3 July 2015 2:23

Such terrible people. It's sad they exist

Charlz99 3

Friday 3 July 2015 3:13

You should slow down in a neighborhood. It's not her fault.

klc20071989_fml 20

Friday 3 July 2015 3:26

For everyone saying she deserves it, did you ever think 35 was the speed limit because its a rural area? There are plenty of blind corners in the rural area where I grew up that are 25-35 mph.