By noreia - 06/10/2013 04:11 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my neighbour came over with a bag containing lingerie, and apologized while blushing. Turns out his boy was the reason that my lingerie kept disappearing from my garden clothesline recently. His "boy" is over 20 years younger than me. FML
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he'll turn 14 within this month

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Top comments

Stylux_fml 16

While having fantasies about your neighbor is kinda weird but acceptable as long as you keep it to yourself, actually going over and stealing their underwear is completely messed up. That kid needs a serious talk with his parents.

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extrasnipes 22

anyone else wonder how old they actually are?

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Comments

jillian2296 11

i dont understand why OP put quotations around boy.

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noreia 14

because he's not a little boy anymore but by far not a man yet either.

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BrotherPhil 35

The neighbour's son must have been an alien.

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_unicornswords_ 8

At least he's not 20 years older than you...

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hippyhopgirl 9

Well, you're from Hong Kong. You're probably Asian. You might look like your in your 20s. It's still creepy what the perv did.

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Silvinomiae 20

At least the father is a conscientious neighbor. Now you know who to go to, if you are out of town and your lingerie needs watching.

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FizzyFun 8

At 14 he should know better. that's creepy

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Zebediabolical 39

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbors Ass. Looks like he broke that one!

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DanceJunkie98 4

Um, who the hell hangs their lingerie outside where people can see? That is kind of weird. But honestly, if you are gonna advertise them, are you shocked that they were noticed?

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noreia 14

in that corner of my yard anyone who's not looking down from my balcony would have to be in a helicopter to see them - the boy can see me going there with my laundry basket but the place clothing line is from no neighbour nor the street to be seen

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mustabee 5

Worst father off the year, framing his son for his fetishes - he was caught and told by his wife 2 return his ill gotten treasure, and so used an scape goat, else had hw been a good father, he would come there with his son and tell his son 2 apologize so that his son learns a lesson and grows up responsibly, knowing when he does something bad, he has 2 apologize - im sorry 2 tell u this, but ITS THAT OLD MAN THATS SNIFFING AND DREAMING OF YOUR BOOTIE

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worldclassrager 39

Creeper...and hang your lingerie in the basement if you can... If not just did a different place to let them dry...

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