Kids: Today, my neighbour came over with a bag containing lingerie,... - FML

By noreia - 06/10/2013 04:11 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my neighbour came over with a bag containing lingerie, and apologized while blushing. Turns out his boy was the reason that my lingerie kept disappearing from my garden clothesline recently. His "boy" is over 20 years younger than me. FML

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noreia 14

Monday 7 October 2013 17:43

he'll turn 14 within this month

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Stylux_fml 16

Sunday 6 October 2013 12:50

While having fantasies about your neighbor is kinda weird but acceptable as long as you keep it to yourself, actually going over and stealing their underwear is completely messed up. That kid needs a serious talk with his parents.

extrasnipes 22

Sunday 6 October 2013 13:04

anyone else wonder how old they actually are?

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RA91 26

Tuesday 19 August 2014 16:53

You should take that as a compliment, lol

daemonsparta 16

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:17

cougar alert?

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