By Al Staten - 06/12/2016 22:03

Today, my new boss asked me to handle a very difficult client, warning me that, "He's kind of a dick." My accidental response? "That's fine, I'm great at handling dicks." FML
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maharb01 17

sometimes customers require hands on attention instead of just paying them lip service

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Dave_Davington 33

I'll bet you're an expert at beating them into submission. You have them submit all over your face like an absolute champ.

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Rawrshi 25

Don't let him get a rise out of you, OP.

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pjsr 32

Shouldn't it be the dick he's handling that he doesn't want to get a rise out of? Or maybe he does

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maharb01 17

sometimes customers require hands on attention instead of just paying them lip service

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Dave_Davington 33

I'll bet you're an expert at beating them into submission. You have them submit all over your face like an absolute champ.

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Fmlreadermostly 20

Sometimes clients need special handling in specific ways. Sometimes you have to directly ask them what they want before they will be pleased instead of pandering around and being all explanative.

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zinoxity 23

I bet it was hard to come back from that.

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foxy_grampa 19

I'm sure what you do on your own time doesn't matter to your boss

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OhPuhleeze 23

You came too soon... That's why, think and then speak. Fortunately for you, it wasn't that bad. At least you did not finish that sentence with "that's why I get along fabulously with you."

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