By Yupppp. - 11/02/2015 06:25 - United States - Flushing

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Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML
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kimg0885 23

I hear condoms works wonders. Supposedly they prevent stds from being spread when you have sex.you and your new boyfriend should have tried it!

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chelseybella 10

You've already had sex with your "new boyfriend"? Where are people's standards anymore?!

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joana_g_06 19

Sex in a relationship between two adults is more than acceptable. What is wrong with you?

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Nejg1988 3

What happened to people getting tested between partners anymore? Or have people's standards dropped so low that they now just jump into bed with anything that breathes, consequences be damned?

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gabix3 16

I wouldn't be smitten after getting that kind of news.

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Bookworm257 13

For future references, use a condom, unless you know for a fact the person you are intimate with is STD free.

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rldostie 19

She may have. He said he has it but she may not. But good point. Everyone should use condoms until both parties have been tested.

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