By _/ | \_ - 06/10/2013 17:40 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my new deodorant caused an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayed outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentioned that it's nice that they're hiring penguins these days. FML
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LaurenLo 17

I can only imagine if you worked in a restaurant... "Oh hi folks! Waddle it be today?"

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cheshirecat13242 32

F*ck that chick! It's a long journey across all that snow..

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worldclassrager 39

It's only one day..don't worry about it...

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phillysportsfan 13

I completely understand. I can't use any Unilever brand deodorant. It causes painful welts in my armpits. I can however use their antiperspirant.

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jw90 18

And here I was hoping he said zombies.

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UrYousername 15

I like your choice of name to put on this FML.

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ninety 25

It made this fml for me. I busted out laughing once I realized what it was.

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beatleschick1940 9

I probably would have said the truth, it's an allergic reaction. What the hell would the person do?

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justtheotherguy 12

It's fun for the penguins to watch monkeys on the other side

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buckdharma 37

Imagine calling a dedicated pilot a flightless bird when what he should have done was bring you in for a safe landing.

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kder0aeon 9

sometimes it's razor burn. polysporin works well.

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