Those poor disenfranchised penguins. You are breaking the ice ceiling, OP. Be proud, OP. Be very proud.

Take it as a compliment. Penguins are adorable!

Look on the bright side, if you spin around in circles fast enough you could fly.

With that issue, you should have worn a nun's outfit for that day only, but don't make it a habit.

try using regural deodorant and not anti perspirant. you might be allergic to the aluminum zirconium tetrachlorohydrex in the deodorant.

Burn

I guess customer was trying to make a funny but didn't understand that you were genuinely having trouble. What would have happened if you walked that way because of a birth defect or accident? They would feel really stupid, that's what. That was rude of Customer

I used to have the same problem I switched to dry idea in scented it works and it's hypo-allergenic so u won't break out! : )

Why would you have to waddle? You can walk easily walk with arms elevated away from pits.

What kind of deodorant was it? I recently used Degree for the first time and the same thing happened to me...