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By Anonymous - 20/12/2015 08:25

Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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By Richard - 18/10/2017 13:23 - United States

Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML

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By Crash44 - 08/07/2019 02:03

Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 23:00

Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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By Steve.mc - 01/05/2011 07:03 - Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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By candie - 27/08/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

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firegirl1993 21

Monday 21 December 2015 0:29

What kind of parent would even do that? It's sick.

UhHuhHoney 20

Monday 21 December 2015 0:23

"My daddy's my grandpa!"

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kingshelly 24

Monday 21 December 2015 0:38

Damn OP I am so sorry. Also screw your dad what kind of father does that?

fotomiep 7

Monday 21 December 2015 2:05

Screw his dad is just what his ex - fiancé did. Don't think he has any intention of following suit.

FalloutScrolls 25

Monday 21 December 2015 0:42

OK, this is an actual FML. I am so sorry, OP. I can't even begin to imagine what you're going through.

straightventing 11

Monday 21 December 2015 0:43

You're ex fiance must be my ex wife!

pleasedie 22

Monday 21 December 2015 0:50

Can I be invited to Christmas dinner ?

nickie_94 18

Monday 21 December 2015 0:51

The family reunion is going to be very awkward

dramaelf 37

Monday 21 December 2015 0:54

Time to call Maury.

moo77_fml 20

Monday 21 December 2015 0:56

Wtaf!!

KhaleesiDannie 26

Monday 21 December 2015 0:59

Do I hear Jerry Springer bells?

Railroader 16

Monday 21 December 2015 4:33

I can hear the crowd chanting Jerry already.

Jirekianu2 19

Monday 21 December 2015 1:00

welp, time to air that dirty laundry to everyone you know and get a paternity test. that level of scum sucking horrible behavior needs to be known.

sailorarctic 22

Monday 21 December 2015 1:07

call Maury

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