By veiny - 21/04/2015 13:48 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML
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hsbzjsnsos 12

Well.... at least she's not attracted to someone else

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swanheart 35

That's a weird thing to say. What makes your veins different from everyone else's?

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PulseOverride 3

Even if that doesn't make her a vampire, it's STILL a better love story than Twilight.

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ouijacorn 9

Good veins are hard to find; count yourself lucky, OP.

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solarsanteria 15

well she's a nurse, so I'm sure she sees many veins everyday, I'd take the compliment and roll with it

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0clairebaire 18

I guess the relationship is flowing healthy then

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1dvos_grl3 21

Tell her you have veins in your dick that needs tending to.

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