By veiny - 21/04/2015 13:48 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML
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hsbzjsnsos 12

Well.... at least she's not attracted to someone else

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swanheart 35

That's a weird thing to say. What makes your veins different from everyone else's?

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Markovski 18

Why are people saying "at least she is attracted to part of you", why would she be his girlfriend if she wasn't attracted to him? This is a bonus, just like some love beards on a man.

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ScratchCatPower 32

Put some ice on it and rest a LOT! It'll be relaxing to rest, the ice will keep it from swelling a ton, and you'll feel better in a jiffy! Feel better soon! :)

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swanheart 35

Your princess is in another castle, man.

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mwali02 32

Wrong FML bud... Better luck next time! .)

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Drakone 9

What's the bloody problem!?! Alteast she likes you!

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Justin1459 16

That means she's attracted to how strong you are. Be glad about that and that she's not attracted to the veins of anyone else OP.

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fakedsincerity 32

I am pretty attracted to the strong veiny arms of certain men so I get where she's coming from. I'm sure she didn't literally mean she prefers your veins to your personality and all the other things she loves about you. (:

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thesinginguy 18

Everyone has their things, just don't make her feel like she is weird for it and this won't be an fml.

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conman531 23

At least she's not messing around with another dude's veins.

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