By jku - 02/01/2012 13:18 - United States

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML
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jku 14

Yes. Yes he did. Maybe more ninja-samurai-hybrid style.

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Epsilonyx 15

That's a damn reasonable excuse. Unless they were California Rolls. Then you should just kill him.

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Beck2209 0

My brother does that. Not with sushi, but anything he knows at which I'll laugh.

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Right_Click 12

Why is everyone here assuming OP was asleep..? Kinda takes the FML in a whole new direction, eh?

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GoW_Chick 14

You do have a point then it would have been way more awkward "hey want to see some pictures of sus- OH MY GOD YOUR TOUCHING YOURSELF" poor kid was just excited about japanese food

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intothecrypt 3

today at 4 AM I was looking for my girlfriend at a party. I didn't get a hold of her until 9 AM and she's high off of her ass. stop complaining.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Cool story bro, needs more Pokémon and shit.

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florido_fml 10

Lock the door! Could of been a serial killer with a sushi knife... Eh?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

To make it worse, TheThirdWilliam is American. Thus enforcing the "Rude to foreigners" American stereotype. SHAME!!!!

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lifeisabitchthen 4

Best fml ever.

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Monkeybuttcream 4

Your older brother is a smart one. The sushi was a diversion to steal money to support his crack addiction. Now tell your brother to bring me my ******* money!.

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